Earlier this year, my friend Chris (DYFL) discovered and then divulged the ending of the Twilight series to me and a group of our friends. We sat around in shock after he told us the finale for this wildly popular vampire saga. I've never read the books and fell asleep during the first movie, but I was intrigued by the ending Chris recounted to us - only because it was beyond horrific. The cartoon I drew based on the Twilight ending asks the question: how in the world are they going to make an entire movie out of THIS?!
Happy Halloween, everyone!
Sick... who reads this stuff?
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ReplyDelete>really fat ugly lonely virgin girls
ReplyDeleteSays the really fat, ugly, lonely virgin boy who would know that even the hot, slutty pieces of ass read Twilight too if he were ever capable of starting a conversation with a female without soiling his pants.
>Says the really fat, ugly, lonely virgin boy who would know that even the hot, slutty pieces of ass read Twilight too if he were ever capable of starting a conversation with a female without soiling his pants.
ReplyDeleteSays the fat ugly girl waiting for the vampire to take her away from this world.
>Says the really fat, ugly, lonely virgin boy who would know that even the hot, slutty pieces of ass read Twilight too if he were ever capable of starting a conversation with a female without soiling his pants.
ReplyDeleteSays the fat ugly girl waiting for the vampire to take her away from this world.
Says the two fat ugly virgins that should just get a room
>Says the fat ugly girl waiting for the vampire to take her away from this world.
ReplyDeleteThis. This right here.
you're all fat virgin nerds for arguing about it on the internet
ReplyDelete>Says the two fat ugly virgins that should just get a room
ReplyDeleteI think you three should have threesome.
>I think you three should have threesome
ReplyDeleteDidnt I see that on /b/?
Listen, I don't CARE in what combinations you people have or don't have sex... as long as it's not procreative. You're all complete idiots, and we can't be sure the problem's not genetic.
ReplyDeleteummm, can I join the orgy?? This sounds like it is just getting to be fun. but, Lazlo, you might like f**king complete idiots
ReplyDeleteI'M A BANANA!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this I don't even
ReplyDeleteWhy is everyone who critics Twilight fat?
ReplyDeletethe word is "critiques" you /b/ dwelling, closet twilight reading, vampire loving, sweats chicken grease, virgin, fat ass.
ReplyDeleteHey! Up yours! I'm fat, ugly, and lonely and I have better taste than this shit.
ReplyDeleteActually, it's not the ending to the series.
ReplyDeleteMore stupid shit happens after that.
...and the baby's name is Renesmee.
Say that outloud.
...yeah.
lol
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ReplyDeleteI think Meyers just made that ending to mess with everyone...
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sick i lol'd da part 'bout jake & nessie.
ReplyDeleteu don gone and said it der wiv ur coms bout nessie, dat is sum rank stuf uve got goin on mate!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this I don't even...
ReplyDeleteI WANT YOUR LOVING AND I WANT YOUR REVENGE! MARK AND I WILL WRITE A BAD ROMANCE!!
ReplyDeleteMark, I rather enjoy reading your blog but can't help notice that you've gone a bit quiet lately! Please write some more, would love to read your London musings! Love from Australia!
ReplyDeleteAw, that's very sweet of you to write... I'm working on a long post right now, in fact.
ReplyDeleteGood stuff, very excited to read it!
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